Ladies, would you husband survive this?!
Question: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are
too small. Instead of characteristically telling me
it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of
therapy, he may even walk again, although he will
probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
Answers: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are
too small. Instead of characteristically telling me
it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of
therapy, he may even walk again, although he will
probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
That's cute!!! lol.
lol
lmao nice one I hope you didn't really hurt him
LOL, LOL!
That was great!
I hope you are just kidding --- about breaking his every bone.
LMAO