Anyone got any (good) french jokes?!
Question: or irish ones come to that
Answers: or irish ones come to that
A family of three (dad mom and a young son) went to a beach in France one day and the kid has never been to a nude french beach before so he was curious of his surroundings. he decided to pursue his curiosity and asked a lady what the lumps on her chest were she said "there my breasts". The boy goes back to his mom and says mommy that girls breasts are bigger than yours. The mom replies saying thats just because she's stupid. The kid then goes up to a man and asked what that thing by his leg was and he said that it was his penis. The kid goes to his dad saying that guy's penis is bigger than yours. The dad says it was because he was dumb. An hour later the boy spots his dad gossiping then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy Mommy, Daddy is talking to a really stupid lady and is getting dumber by the second.
i went to france for a holiday and when i came back to england i stopped at the airport in france when i needed to go to the toilet so i said to the airport person i need to go in the toilet and he kept saying we we and then i said no poo poo