Caring wife?!


Question: A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom



While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong
honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you,
too.'


Answers: A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom



While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong
honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you,
too.'

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! That is Comedy!!!

hehehehe fair turnabout!

awesome how do you remember them

hahhahaha,...thats a good one

read this:
The Test

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''

LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

LOL!!!

haha

lol

what a nice *** bak..
serve him glad..
well done......
It hurts when the shoe is on the other foot ehhhh.

The more you think on the joke, the better it gets..
hav a star...

hahaha excellent thanks



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