Bush jokes :-)?!
Question: 1.Bush had two race horses, but he couldnt tell them apart. He asked a friend what to do. His friend said he could paint them. So Bush painted them. The next day Bush called his friend again and said, the paint didnt help. So his friend said, did you paint them DIFFERENT colors? So Bush said no. His friend said, how about paint DIFFERENT numbers on them. Bush did that. The next day it rained so the paint and the numbers washed off. He called his friend again. This time his friend said, how about see the differences in them. Whats a difference in them? Bush said, well the black ones nose IS a little bigger than the white ones!
2.An army soldier went into Bushs office one day and said, Bush 6 Brazillion soldiers died today in war! Bush said, thats horrible! But one question, how much exactly is a Brazillion?
3.A man got called into Bush's office. He said what is it sir? Bush said I finished a puzzle! The man said thats it? Bush said but it was in record time. The man said how fast
Answers: 1.Bush had two race horses, but he couldnt tell them apart. He asked a friend what to do. His friend said he could paint them. So Bush painted them. The next day Bush called his friend again and said, the paint didnt help. So his friend said, did you paint them DIFFERENT colors? So Bush said no. His friend said, how about paint DIFFERENT numbers on them. Bush did that. The next day it rained so the paint and the numbers washed off. He called his friend again. This time his friend said, how about see the differences in them. Whats a difference in them? Bush said, well the black ones nose IS a little bigger than the white ones!
2.An army soldier went into Bushs office one day and said, Bush 6 Brazillion soldiers died today in war! Bush said, thats horrible! But one question, how much exactly is a Brazillion?
3.A man got called into Bush's office. He said what is it sir? Bush said I finished a puzzle! The man said thats it? Bush said but it was in record time. The man said how fast
lol..xx..? the first one was better though..xx..
I like #1!
1 is the best
one is the best but, it is kinda like this one....
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled their collars off while they were playing."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
lol
lol the 1st ones Hilarious