To my loving wife (joke )?!
Question: A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.
It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.
There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack.
The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Answers: A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.
It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.
There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack.
The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
lol, good 1. how's this?
one day, a few sports fans were playing baseball, and the batter accidentally swung the bat weird and it hit the catcher who died instantly. a year later, the ghost of the catcher visits the batter
.
The batter, confident that the catcher knows it was an accident, says "hey, george, sorry about what happened. How's the afterlife?"
"It's ok, Paul. I've got good news and bad news," sighs the catcher, George.
"good news first please," requests Paul.
"We play baseball here every other day, and yesterday, I scored 17 homeruns."
"That's GREAT! ...What's the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow."
"O_O"
haha very good thanks
lol
?
Nice one.
Brill. That would make me drop too !
Thanks, but Id rather read this on a joke site than here. Or wait until someone forwards it to me.
lol
good joke
hahhahahhahahhaha oh my goodness that would FREAK me out! lol
Brilliant
she is going to die
tehe star. =] x
good one, i had read it before and it makes me laugh, but mine had a PS on it... it went, PS, it's really hot down here. it also had a thing where he said that they had computers to send messages to your loved ones, it made the message all more believable
thats a gudun
LOL so funny! I will give you a star since I can't give you ten points. Happy Easter!
**
U
Lol i love it!
ha ha very good
lol
Lol...That is funny and well worth a Star
That was really good....lol
yeah thats a great one....heard ir b4 but if its a good one its good to hear it again
omg that is so funny
hahaha nice one thanks