Jokes....?!
Question: Britney Watches the Birdie
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
Chair Man of the Board
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
Mother-in-Law
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets his daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.
So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"
The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother-in-law."
Answers: Britney Watches the Birdie
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
Chair Man of the Board
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
Mother-in-Law
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets his daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.
So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"
The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother-in-law."
Whats the difference between Brittney Spears and Wayne Gretzky, the hocky star.....
After 3 periods, Wayne Gretzky takes a shower.......
pretty good
haha their ok but have heard funnier
the seven dwarfs were all sitting in a bath feeling happy so happy got up and left
haha
q)what do you do if a bird poos on your windscreen?
a)dont take her out again!
a magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field
HAHAA
ok suppose
The mother in law one is hilarious!!!!
funny he he
brilliant