How many guys does it take to open a beer?!
Question: none, she better have it open when she brings it.
Answers: none, she better have it open when she brings it.
2 gays. One to do the work, the other to congratulate him on his jumper =)
5....one to order it, one to pay for it, 2 to fight over it and one to drink it.
none
10, 1 to open the beer and 9 of his firends to brag to about the screwing part (unscrewing the cap)
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
I can open multiple beers by myself.
One, since we are all drunks opening a beer comes naturally.
The Perfect Day ( for a guy)
6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 *******.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 *******.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 *******.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 ****, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight *******. Sleep
NONE IT SHOULD ALREADY BE OPEN WHEN SHE GIVES IT TO HIM