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Question: A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the
ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologise.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to
help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me," she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
he replied as he remained in the foetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted and he finally allowed
her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to
massage him.
"Does that feel better?" she asked.
Answers: A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the
ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologise.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to
help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me," she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
he replied as he remained in the foetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted and he finally allowed
her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to
massage him.
"Does that feel better?" she asked.
hey i posted this joke a while ago but i love it!!
OMG! I didn't expect that! Star!
hahahahahahah. thats a good one... lol.****
HAHA!!! I would never do that!
Ha Ha
lol i wasnt expecting that atall :) lol
omg i still cant gget ova tht !!
xx
cute, I'll give you a star.
lol so funny 10 stars
Yes, if I'm horny...
Which I'm not!!!
But funny joke!!! :D
That was INCREDIBLY clever. very good.
wow...no comment
Lol that was a good one, really good!!!!
LMAO! rEALLY LIKEd it...
sorry didn't notice the caps were on.
ha ha ha ha ha...
lmfaooo..***** soo unexpected
thats funny.we all have dirty minds.lol
can someone please explain that to me ....
ew! thats gross! ur off the list AND u dont get a star!