Who wants soem more Jehovas Witness jokes? :p?!
Question: The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated!
While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
My Avon lady just became a Jehovah's Witness. That may not mean much to you, but it saves me one more trip to the door. - George Carlin
I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses get killed during an earthquake? They're always in your doorway.
I'm in the Jehovah's Witness protection program. I have to go around knocking on people's doors and telling them I'm somebody else.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic? Someone who goes door to door for no apparent
Answers: The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated!
While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
My Avon lady just became a Jehovah's Witness. That may not mean much to you, but it saves me one more trip to the door. - George Carlin
I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses get killed during an earthquake? They're always in your doorway.
I'm in the Jehovah's Witness protection program. I have to go around knocking on people's doors and telling them I'm somebody else.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic? Someone who goes door to door for no apparent
haha. thats funny. there are some lame ones but most are quick funnies. thanks for the laugh.
for no apparent what?
Funny
I cannot become a Jehovah's witness...
I did not see the accident!
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Reason.
so wheres the jokes at?