I like jokes.?!


Question: Does anyone have any CLEAN jokes. If so post it please. I was going to give my little cousins something to laugh about.


Answers: Does anyone have any CLEAN jokes. If so post it please. I was going to give my little cousins something to laugh about.

so there was two muffins in an oven and one muffin is like wow! its hot in here

and there other muffins like ohmygosh a talking muffin!

(:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the female hen on the other side to make an egg with her

Is anyone here?

Nope.

But if you are speaking to me, you are anyone indeed.

No, my name happens to be Annie Wan.

your making doo doo and you only have one piece of toilet paper left how do wipe off your doo doo
awnser: poke a hole in the tissue stick your finger in it wipe all the doo doo off with your finger then slide your finger back :) out the tissue

Running from the Cops
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason Why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."

If you like it, 10 points please

Why did the bunny cross the road?


Because the chicken retured and moved to Flordia!


lol



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