Have you got a braille menu?!
Question: A blind man walked into a restaurant and asked for a braille menu. The manager apologised and said they hadn't got one.
"No matter" said the man " my keen sense of smell will help me out. Bring me a few used forks from the kitchen, I'll choose using them." The manager fetched a few dirty forks.
"Sniff, sniff...ugh no, lasagne...I hate cheese."
"Sniff, sniff....mmm spaghetti bolognese.....I'll have some of that."
The man came in every night that week and chose what to eat by sniffing the forks.
The manager decided to play a trick on the man the next time he came in. Instead of bringing him a dirty fork, he said to his wife.."Glenys, take a clean fork from the drawer and rub it between your legs." Glenys did so. The manager gave him the fork..
"Sniff....sniff....sniff ....sniff ...sniff.. hey, you didn't tell me Glenys worked here!"
Answers: A blind man walked into a restaurant and asked for a braille menu. The manager apologised and said they hadn't got one.
"No matter" said the man " my keen sense of smell will help me out. Bring me a few used forks from the kitchen, I'll choose using them." The manager fetched a few dirty forks.
"Sniff, sniff...ugh no, lasagne...I hate cheese."
"Sniff, sniff....mmm spaghetti bolognese.....I'll have some of that."
The man came in every night that week and chose what to eat by sniffing the forks.
The manager decided to play a trick on the man the next time he came in. Instead of bringing him a dirty fork, he said to his wife.."Glenys, take a clean fork from the drawer and rub it between your legs." Glenys did so. The manager gave him the fork..
"Sniff....sniff....sniff ....sniff ...sniff.. hey, you didn't tell me Glenys worked here!"
looooooooooooool star
lol... that was a good one..
Hehehe,,,naughty Glenys.........have a great week x
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there Rolyn.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh man.!!
hahahaha, blind man got him!