You ever heard of something this strange?!


Question: A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.


Answers: A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (no dummy she), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

That was funny... no cant say i have heard anything that strange. She should of kept the gown and showed it too him.. but i doubt it would of made a difference..

thats hilarious!!!!!

Retarted?

yes when i saw my grama and grampa havin SEX

hahaha thats awesome!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO

lol...star

ha

aww thats soo mean! poor girl..........shes always pretty no matter what and its not like hes all wrinkly too :|

unless she was blond...and shot him with a ...dummy ..bullet......seamanab x

hahahhahaha

That's awesome! Thanks for the laugh, lol?



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