Last one today! Funny or not?? I spit out my drink when I read it... haha... i&#!
Question: Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
Answers: Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! that was Simply Hilarious! Thank you!!!
heard it before
thats some funny @$#&
funny
ohhh..it took me a while to get it!!!
i didnt exactly spit my drink
out but i did laugh pretty hard
HaHaHa...wow! that was a good one...
ahahhah ...
hmmm ok not bad...
Made me laugh!
hahaha
though it took me a while to realize it!
stupid me!
HAEHHAEHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEA!!! HILARIOUS!!! man, im gonna be telling that one!
Haha I think I've heard it before but a little differently..... I think it's pretty funny.
~erin~
not your best but funny
LMAO!.... HAHAHA omg rofl thats the funniest joke i have heard in a while... omg i havnt laughed like that in so long... that a top joke honestly... rofl omg im crying haha... have a star rofl
not funny at all
Great one.........
Poor gal. hopefully i havent killed a bird!!!!! lol
Keep writing!
Brrum ching ( rim shot ) lolol
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its 1.30 am here in oz....i was just getting sleepy..ready to go to bed...now ive peed myself..and ime wide awake......good one....seamanab
thats a funny joke...
PMSL! I love it 10/10