Joke for people 12 and older.?!
Question: A guy named Devin worked at the mall.He monitored the cameras in the dressing rooms so noone could steal any items.One day he saw a girl go unconciousHe ran in there and pushed on her chest.He gave her mouth recepitation.When the woman was alright the lady said,Thank goodness you know cpr.
The guy said:What the hex is cpr!
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Answers: A guy named Devin worked at the mall.He monitored the cameras in the dressing rooms so noone could steal any items.One day he saw a girl go unconciousHe ran in there and pushed on her chest.He gave her mouth recepitation.When the woman was alright the lady said,Thank goodness you know cpr.
The guy said:What the hex is cpr!
star if you like
lol u got that from family guy!!!
gr8 joke!!!LOL
nah
recepitation, huh? i gotta learn that one.
um, ya its nice but why the hex does 11 year old person cant read it?!
I have heard it before! Still very amusing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Funny!
wow tat was quite a good one...
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i get it but its not funnii
The Witness
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the
stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you
haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense
attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he,
too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has
a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire
state. Yes, I know him."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called
both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with
menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt!"
you took that from family guy. call him quaqmire. still, no star for you. bad bad bad
that wuz off of fam guy, but still funny.
ok.
Great. Thank You