Oldies but goodies.?!
Question: Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
You're single. Just let it go.."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering: ........
Dave ........
you're a vet"
I was happy. My girlfriend and me had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, clever, but most of all beautiful and sexy. Sometimes she flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
Answers: Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
You're single. Just let it go.."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering: ........
Dave ........
you're a vet"
I was happy. My girlfriend and me had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, clever, but most of all beautiful and sexy. Sometimes she flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
God bless the man or woman who passes the test of temptation,,,,,,,oll nick
ha ha ha
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that was funny lol
that is really funny:D
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I've never heard those before. they're very funny, especially that last one. haha =]
OHHHHH I get it. (rofl)
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Good one. I'll give you a star.
Funny
ummm..i'm alittle confused...1)why would a vet sleep with his patien and 2)why would the guy go outside to get condoms to fu*k his mother-in-law to be???
Funny :-)
Funny! 100!
wow i was laughing my *** off at the last one. thanx for the laugh :)
haha thanks for the laugh =)
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10/10.!!!
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