What color is he?!
Question: (2 friends were carpooling together to work and John who is black and Bob who is white argued about what color Jesus is)
John: "I'm telling you, he is black because he lived in Africa while he was on Earth, it says so in the Bible."
Bob: "No, all the pictures I've ever seen and the ones in the sisteenth chapel show that he is white."
(They argued for about an hour and then got into a bad car accident and both of them died and went to Heaven. When they arrived in Heaven, they met St. Peter)
St. Peter: "Hi welcome to Heaven, what your names?"
(they both told him their names)
St. Peter: "Yes, I see both of your names in the book, come on in!"
Bob: "Hold on a second St. Peter, me and John have been arguing about what color Jesus is and we need to know right now."
St. Peter: "Ok, if you guys wait in the lobby, I'll go get him for you."
(John and Bob wait in the lobby for like 2 hours and suddenly Jesus enters and says......)
Jesus: "Hola, Buenos Dias Senior John and Bob."
It's just a joke.
Answers: (2 friends were carpooling together to work and John who is black and Bob who is white argued about what color Jesus is)
John: "I'm telling you, he is black because he lived in Africa while he was on Earth, it says so in the Bible."
Bob: "No, all the pictures I've ever seen and the ones in the sisteenth chapel show that he is white."
(They argued for about an hour and then got into a bad car accident and both of them died and went to Heaven. When they arrived in Heaven, they met St. Peter)
St. Peter: "Hi welcome to Heaven, what your names?"
(they both told him their names)
St. Peter: "Yes, I see both of your names in the book, come on in!"
Bob: "Hold on a second St. Peter, me and John have been arguing about what color Jesus is and we need to know right now."
St. Peter: "Ok, if you guys wait in the lobby, I'll go get him for you."
(John and Bob wait in the lobby for like 2 hours and suddenly Jesus enters and says......)
Jesus: "Hola, Buenos Dias Senior John and Bob."
It's just a joke.
hahhahahahaha
your freakin hilarious!!
thx for the laugh,...and i was wondering 2,..were did everyone go..(horror music..da da darrraaaaa)
p.s: i will edit my questions and put a link to yours!
Dude, that's hilarious, lol.
heehee...luv it. that really is hilarious. buenos dias senior john and bob...actually..he'd probably call them Juan y Roberto...lol...sorry..spanish class...cheers!!!!!!!!