Name some math jokes!?!
Question: What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Answers: What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
y was 6 afraid of 7 because 7,8,9
What's the difference between a Ph. D. in mathematics and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
okay, I hope you like this and it's not to stupid: 10 point worthy?The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah.
"Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"
"Certainly", say the snakes. "We're adders, so we need logs to multiply."
A man walks into a mathematician
Ouch!
HAHAHAHA!
http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes...
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Why was 7 afrid of 9 because 7 8 9 get it lol
u have given the number 8,u may do addition or subtraction,division, or multiplication for 8 times but only with the same number 8, and u must get the result 1000.
how?
ans:
888
88
8
8
8
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1000
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Two mathematicians are dining in a restaurant. Looking around, one says, "I bet that if these waiters had paid attention int heir math classes, they would be mich better off in life." The other one says, "I bet $100 that the waiter serving us knows math well". Sniggering, the first one accepts. After dining, the second guy gets up to wash his hands on is way back, he calls the waiter up to him and says, "Look, I'm going to ask you a question. No matter what, say 'the sine of x', OK?" The waiter nods. Going back to the table, the second guy sits down as if nothing happened. As the waiter come back, he asks him, "What is the integral of the cosine of x?". The waiter gave the answer he was supposed to. The first guy reluctantly parted with $100. The waiter then turned back and said "plus a constant."
The mathematicians gave the $100 as a tip to the waiter.
Remember, what we become is determined by both our knowledge and our luck. Never make assumptions. A person in a lower position may know more than you do.
High school professor to student: "Do you know any Algebra?"
Student:
"I speak it fluently"
Old one :
There are 3 types of mathematician :
those who can count and those who can't.
minus your clothes
add a bed
divide your legs
multiply.
HAHAHA yeah....