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Question: My megajoke session Starts now!..here is the joke.
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.
She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"
The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids".
The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife.
So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare butt with a whip?"
The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".
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Answers: My megajoke session Starts now!..here is the joke.
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.
She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"
The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids".
The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife.
So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare butt with a whip?"
The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".
GIMME A STAR!!if you like it..
ya can also add me to ya contacts i post jokes every day..
OMG! that is really funny!!! love it =)
poor guy though!!
cute, have a star.
I love it!! Too cute!
yeah dat was kinda nice, i did not lmao, but it made me smile, lol! have two stars!
really cute
yep very funny i'm adding you now!
funny
Haha I love it thanks I am, sooo telling everyone yay you! Great joke, yay!!
i like it thanks for sharing.
Good job, snow kid... star!
lol good one :) !!!
That was sort of terrible for the teacher to say that!!!!!!
Thanks, that made my day.
Hehe...cute
snow kid ur the best joke person lol all ur jokes are funny u reacive a star thanks for these jokes lol
brilliant
ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!!! that would be embarassing!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
that is HILARIOUS!
i love it!!!!
Funny one! cheers.