Blonde jokes!?!
Question: 1. A blonde, a bruennette, and a redhead were on top of a mountain. If they jumped off, whatever they say in the air they will land on. The bruennette jumped off and said, Pillows and cushins! So she landed in pillows and cushins. The redhead said MONEY! So she landed in money and hurt her butt. When it was the blondes turn she tripped and said CRAP!...
2. There was a blonde, a bruenette, and a redhead stuck on an island. They found a bottle, so they rubbed it, and a genie came out! The genie gave them three wished, but since they were three people, they each got one. The bruenette wished for a boat, so she sailed off the island. The redhead also wished for a boat, so she also sailed off the island. The blonde started to cry. The genie said what's wrong? I feel so lonely right now! I wish my friends were here!
3. A blonde was in a barber shop with headphones on. The barber saw her go in without taking it off. She did everything there without taking off the headphones. The barber
Answers: 1. A blonde, a bruennette, and a redhead were on top of a mountain. If they jumped off, whatever they say in the air they will land on. The bruennette jumped off and said, Pillows and cushins! So she landed in pillows and cushins. The redhead said MONEY! So she landed in money and hurt her butt. When it was the blondes turn she tripped and said CRAP!...
2. There was a blonde, a bruenette, and a redhead stuck on an island. They found a bottle, so they rubbed it, and a genie came out! The genie gave them three wished, but since they were three people, they each got one. The bruenette wished for a boat, so she sailed off the island. The redhead also wished for a boat, so she also sailed off the island. The blonde started to cry. The genie said what's wrong? I feel so lonely right now! I wish my friends were here!
3. A blonde was in a barber shop with headphones on. The barber saw her go in without taking it off. She did everything there without taking off the headphones. The barber
i never heard the 1st and 3rd b4 it was so funny
there's a blonde, and brunnette and a red head and they're talking to God.. God tells them, that if they tell the truth they will be allowed into heaven, if not, then they go to hell.. well the brunnette said to God, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on the earth" well God said it was a lie so down she went to Hell.. the red head says " I think I'M the most beautiful woman on the earth" well this was a lie as well!! so down she went
the blonde said to God "I think......" down she went!!
the first one is funny!
i heard the second one already
i'd never heard the first one before. classic. =]
i like the first one. That was funny. The other two........ OK. I am not offended because i donno. They are funny, but i am a blonde. DO you guys really think most blondes are really like that?
good
but heard it b4