Joke for you. what do you think?!
Question: A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.
She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.
He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.
Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
Answers: A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.
She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.
He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.
Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
ohhh that poor basket...
Hi McNutty, Im Prissie's daughter..
Dont take her too seriously.. Shes a dumb blonde.
or at lest she was.
Now she thinks shes a smart blackhead, but I keep telling her, people squeeze them out and wash them down the drain.
Beta 2b blonde. dont you agree?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
OMGZ!
SOOOOO FUNNNY!
(and to the one who wrote that link: I was actually peeing myself laughing!)
very funny that made me laugh thx
haha thats funny! star. :)
funny
kinda makes you wince at the end, but funny xxx
ha ha. that was funny ^o^
I've heard that one before, but hearing it a second time gives me another set of giggles. =) Funny.
For those that go over board with the haha thing:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
funny visual
omg
that would hurt!
it's sorta, but not really funny
sounds really painful for u guyz though!
lollollollollollol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
ONe of the best i heard! A++++
lol thats sooooooo funny hears a star ps REALLY FUNNY.. OUCH THATS G2 HURT
lol that was pretty good. it made me chuckle out loud a few times. :D i would tell it to people. :)
hahahahha!
i don't get it
can someone please explainn??
Is that what is meant by being between a rock and a hard place.
Hilarious 10/10. Can′t stop laughing.
thats brilliant a big shiny star for u!!!!
FUNNY. but that guy was dumb. why couldn't he feel it?
keep em up!!
LOL! that was HILARIOUS! star 4 u!
Lmao that was hilarious!!!
good un
Another oldie!
OUCH!!! I'm not even a guy and I felt that one......funny!!
Nice! Have a star.
OOOOHhhhhh NNNOOOOOOOO
that poor ol' fella.
Dont spose his little mates will feel much better either..
like your smile...makes you like you've been up 2 no good.
good one thanks
Oh my goodness lmao