Do you like Dr Suess? Can I have a star? 20 is my goal?!
Question: I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
Answers: I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
There you go! Now you have 20! Thanks to Animal_Artworks being my contact!
ADD: Wow! What a take off on Green Eggs and Ham! LOL
I starred you, I hope you do get 20!! That was hilarious!
Dr Suess for psychopaths - hilarious. Here's your star
I gave you a star! :)
I don't know much about Dr. Seuss, it's a very 'anglo' thing....but there's the star! :)
I like Dr Suess too =)
i like the first one you wrote starred you! Hope you get 20!
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very very clever..Did you write it your self. If so you are a tallent 4sure..Dr. Suess would be proud of this one..
ps.. Be careful ASKing 4 stars.. You can be deleted.
I wish I could give you all 20 , you'll have to make do with these ************** and 1 official 1
yes, it was perfect
here are your 20 stars: ********************
it was excellent and funny
who is O.J. Simpson?
Awesome ^__^
Star for you....good one.........lol
You'll definately get your 20 and more I think.
Yes I like Dr. Seus! Fox in Sox rules!
I like Dr. Seuss- I do,
Read and read until near blue
The children I did pray "please sleep"
Instead their poor mom would near to weep.
Of pretty prose and prosey rhyme,
Seuss they loved near any time
In the car and on the beach
Oh what that hatted Cat did teach!!
The lessons wee ones loved to learn
As the pages we would turn
But grow the wee ones did and now
I wait for grandkids.... anyhow.
:o)
Whoo hoo hilarious... Im 21 but that is ok! :)
One of your first posters: "Michael H in New Orleans" ,said it better than any of us will ever be able to. :O))))
This is wonderful MarD. All I could say at the end was "Oh my God, Ain't it the Truth!"
Oddly reminiscent of O.J. Simpson! lol
Have a star.
that was very interesting