Really funny blonde jokes?!
Question: a blonde is walking home from school with her best friend then suddenly the blondes friend says {hey look a dead bird}then the blond looks {UP} and says where?..
a blonde a brunette and a redhead where sleeping at their home when suddenly............
their on a ship thousands of ft above the ground then a genie pops out and says i will gove u each 1 wish to try and throw something off this ship withought lettin me catch it. if i do however catch it then u will dissapear forever so they each say OK....
first the readhead wishes 4 a spit then a spit appears and quickly falls off the boat the genie snaps his fingers and the spit comes in his hand and then the redhead vanishes....
next the brunette comes up and wishes 4 an elephant then suddeanly an elephant appears and falls off the boat then the genie snaps his fingers and the elephant falls on the boat then the brunette vanishes...
u wanna know wat the blonde does...
she pulls down her pants and FARTS
Answers: a blonde is walking home from school with her best friend then suddenly the blondes friend says {hey look a dead bird}then the blond looks {UP} and says where?..
a blonde a brunette and a redhead where sleeping at their home when suddenly............
their on a ship thousands of ft above the ground then a genie pops out and says i will gove u each 1 wish to try and throw something off this ship withought lettin me catch it. if i do however catch it then u will dissapear forever so they each say OK....
first the readhead wishes 4 a spit then a spit appears and quickly falls off the boat the genie snaps his fingers and the spit comes in his hand and then the redhead vanishes....
next the brunette comes up and wishes 4 an elephant then suddeanly an elephant appears and falls off the boat then the genie snaps his fingers and the elephant falls on the boat then the brunette vanishes...
u wanna know wat the blonde does...
she pulls down her pants and FARTS
haha okay okay here's some more!
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
How is the second one even midly funny?
i dont get it
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
sfhaughpd
what do you call a blonde skeleton behind the couch?
last years hide and seek winner!!!
lol
VAGINA!
I dont get the last one.
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dats jokes
Hahahaha I ? The Second Onee !!
Don't Get The First Onee Though :S
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Funny, but I couldn't understand half of it. :-(
O...k That was just weird. Not what I would call "split my sides hilarious"
thats hilarious more funny jokes plz
Let me set you on the right facts. Blondes were all there was in the beginning of times (Real blondes). Latter woment started to dye their hair brown and brunettes came into the picture as we know them today. Blondes are really exceptionally smart because of history.
Re- a- just you thinking you men out there.
i guess she fell on his face
hm...the first one's ok but you went a little too far with the second one. It's not even close to being humorous.
Q-How do you kill a blonde while she is drinking water?
A-Slam the toilet bowl down on her head!
One of my favs:
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Q-What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A-Nothing, they've never met.
Q-What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A-Pregnant
no not so really funny