My birthday is on april 1st everyone plays jokes on me but this year i want to p!
Question: the theme of my birthday is jokes and pranks everyone play tricks on my birthday every year but this year i want to get back i need pranks to pull that arent messy but mean to pull on my friends at the party
Answers: the theme of my birthday is jokes and pranks everyone play tricks on my birthday every year but this year i want to get back i need pranks to pull that arent messy but mean to pull on my friends at the party
Hmmmm...(devious smile...), practical jokes,eh? Love 'em!Hopefully the party's going to be at your place, but if not, you can bring enough arsenal to booby-trap the place while you're there. Here's a few suggestions:
1)Snacks and appetizers:
>Replace the chocolate chunks in a cookie mix with chunks of crumbled Ex-Lax.
>Remove the double- stuff cream Oreo cookie centers and replace it with a mixture of half the real stuff, and half a mixture of that new vanilla-flavored toothpaste and baking soda.
>Break some Cheese Puffs in half (the original fat, puffy ones).Use a paper clip or a toothpick to hollow out the little chambers in the puffs. Fill the hollowed-out sections of the puffs with cayenne pepper. Reconnect the halves. (If you dampen both ends, they'll easily weld themselves back together.) Your victims that snack on these will experience some serious "BURN!"
>Also, Styrofoam packing peanuts, painted with orange food coloring, make for some interesting eating when used to apologetically refill the 'prank' Cheese Puff bowl.
2) Potty Pranks:
>Toilet Snake Attack~.Purchase a rubber snake and tie a short length of thread or fishing line around it's head. Tape the other end to the lid of the toilet. When the lid is opened, the snake will "attack!"
>Bugged Toilet Paper: unroll the toilet paper a couple of times and place a fake (or even better, real) insect on the roll and glue in into place. Rewind the paper over the bug and wait for someone to expose the bug. The best part is they won't be able to get too far when seated on the pot.
>Before the 'Bugged T.P. Prank', you may want to first smear a thin layer of Icy Hot, Ben-Gay, or a numbing gel on the toilet seat. A sticky alternative would be clear Karo corn syrup.
>Bathroom sink Shower: a small piece of duct tape secured over the faucet (leaving it loose in the front) provides a surprising spray all over your victim when they turn on the faucet.
>Trailer: take a six-foot piece of toilet paper and attach a piece of duct tape to one end (half of the tape on the toilet paper, half hanging free.) Place the paper and the tape (sticky-side up) on the floor at the entrance of the bathroom. When an unsuspecting victim steps on the tape, they will drag the toilet paper on their shoe. Now this part is for later use~when you come, laughing, to the aid of this victim, tell them "okay, lemme make sure all that tape's off your shoe, hehe!" Many times when you buy used movies from Blockbuster or your other usual video store, they still have the little theft strip on them, so while you're 'removing the duct tape', tape one of these theft strips on the side of the sole of their shoe.
3) See Who Your real Friends Are. Or: Make Them Question Your Sanity, (after all , the joke's on THEM!) Warning: gross.
>Own a dog? Might work even better if you don't. Those pre-made brownies in your grocery store's bakery section look convincingly like little 'doggie surprizes' when rolled up like snakes. Place some strategically around the house. When you spot one in front of someone, apologize about your dog's incontinance when he gets nervous, pick up the little prize, sniff it for an uncommonly long time while beginning to smile, then take a bite of it, looking as is you have just eaten the most succulent thing you've ever tasted in your life. Finish it.
>Carefuly smear some peanut butter on the bottom of your shoe.Keep your foot off the floor so you dont get it dirty.Cross your legs and wait for someone to notice that you've stepped in dog poop and point it out to you. Reach down and get a sample with your finger,like before sniff it, then put it into your mouth. Say,"Yep, that tastes like dog poop all right!" This usually sends a few to the restroom~where a few more surprizes may await them!
4) Okay, did you say you wanna be 'mean'? Thought so.
>Remember that victim who stepped on the toilet paper tail?
(They have that alarm tag on the sole of their shoe.) Ask them to drive you to the video store, as you want to run in and pick up a couple of movies. After all, it's YOUR birthday! Change stations on their stereo right as you get there till there's a song that you just HAVE to listen to, it's so profound to you. Ask them to go in and find the movies titles you give them, and leave you the keys so you can finish listening to your song before you meet them inside. When they go inside, repark the car around the corner somewhere out of sight. Walk back to the original parking spot dissheveled and wih a look of shock. By this time-if they ever-return to the car to see what the hell happened to you, tell them,"I was carjacked!"
>Also while you happen to be in this victim's car, take the opportunity to place some of the odiferous items or mixture I will mention shortly under the carpeting. Trifecto!
5) Saying Goodnight: Make Sure You Thank Everyone For A Great Party And For Being Such Good Sports:
>You'll have to prepare early for these 'goodbye' pranks.
When you have the chance to steal away from the party for a few moments, go outside with your prepared arsenal (strips of bubble-wrap about 18 inches long & as wide as a tire-one per car you intend to 'punk'~you can usualy find these behind most giftshops, a roll of that wonderful duct-tape,a bottle of cooking oil, a package of raw bacon,a pair of scissors, and a flashlight to see if it's dark.) The fun won't end just because the party does!
>Fire Crackers: take a strip of the bubble-wrap and tape it to the tread of the front wheel(s) of a guest's parked car. When the car starts moving, the resulting popping sounds like firecrackers.
>Fake Flat: you can simply lay a 3 foot strip of duct tape sticky side up directy in front of the tire of a guest's parked car.When the car runs over it, the tape will stick to the tire and flop around sounding like a flat tire.
>And for those that leave their car windows down/doors unlocked? Pop their hoods for a~
>Manifold Breakfast: a few strips of bacon draped over the engine block will actually begin to cook as your victim is driving. They'll begin to wonder where the bacon smell is comng from. By the time they open their hood, the bacon should be nicely cooked. Or, the next time they get their oil changed, they'll have some explaning to do to their mechanic.
>Smoking Engine: pour a thin coating of cooking oil on the engine of your victim's car. When they get a couple of miles down the road and their car begins smoking profusely, they will think the worst and be delayed for a time directly proportional to their wit or mechanical ability.
6)>Ultimate Revenge/Pranks that may never be sniffed out:
Is the party being held at someone else's house?
>Stinkin' Troubles:
Bring a few cans of sardines, a box of frozen fish sticks, or best yet~a mixture of feta cheese, sardines, anchovies, or other odiferous foods,and hide some in very inconspicuous places-inside curtain rods, hide underneath carpeting that you have pulled back, toss in guest's coat-pockets (those small little-used pockets, if they have them.) This is a prank that gets better with time!) And don't forget to tuck a few sardines up in the visors of those cars with the windows rolled down from #5!
{{{{{{{BOUGHT!!}}}}}}}
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!
And Happy Birthday!!...... *<];-).
put vaseline on the ear piece of a phone, make it ring, hand it to them and they will put it to their ear
Wow mint day to have your b'day on =]!
Erm one of my friends a few years back bought some fake blood
she put it all over her face and came into class - our teacher freaked
it was well funny
buy something from a joke shop
thats always good =]
This link should solve your problems
they have all kinds of pranks here, like outdoor, bathroom a bunch of dif. kinds
http://rotteneggs.com/r3/show/se/800.htm...
Tell them that their shoe lace is undone and when they look down , laugh and say ha I fooled you . That will really get them.
One of the most evil jokes is the joke that never was. Invite everyone over and let them know that you have a special prank or joke to play on each person. Decorate the place with suspicious looking stuff like a big plastic flower with a big squirt bulb attached to it. Have a battery and wires going to the door knob on the bathroom door. Fill the place with suspicious looking stuff and watch as they all try to act like they are so smart as to avoid the joke but in reality there is no joke being played. To really get it to work, you have to be overt and subtle at the same time. There is an episode of M*A*S*H where they did this to Hawkeye.
http://www.episodeworld.com/episode/4284
It works best if you can get them to do silly stuff while trying to avoid the non-joke. In the end you can show them pictures of getting them to be so bizarre and that there was nothing going on.
basicaly yh wat you can do is i dont know hu u live wid but basically wen they r asleep put shavin foam in their hand yh then tickle their nose and they slap the shaving foam all over their face bless...xx
shaving cream on the hand while they are sleeping then tickle their face is a classic! or, if you are having a slumber party and you are a girl, take all your friend's bras (if they have an under wire) and soak them in water, put them in the freezer. Then, right before they wake up, put the bras back where you found them. The metal will be SO cold, but they have to wear a bra sooo......... LOL!