Click here for icecream?!
Question: tell me a joke. If its funny, i will choose you for best answer.
Answers: tell me a joke. If its funny, i will choose you for best answer.
YAY! YAY! Ice cream! Ice cream! YAY! YAY! Ice cream! YAY! Ice cream! YAY!
What kind of glue does a penguin use?
Haha! You're just waiting to know, right?
IGLOO! IGLOO! IGLOO!
YAY! YAY! ICE CREAM! YAY!
Blonde walks into a bar.....ouch
Icecream first!!
why did the duck cross the road
He was stapled to the chicken
There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said its hot in here and the other muffin said holy crap a talking muffin
Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "whew! it's hot in here." The other muffin said' "woah! A talking muffin!!!"
my favorite joke ever
i have a ton of yo mama jokes
Yo mama so poor that when i came to use the bathroom she handed me 2 sticks i asked "whet are theese for?" and she said "one to hold up the ceiling and another one to fight off the roaches
Yo mama so dumb that when her daughter had a heart attack she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus in her highschool yearbook.
well i have a ton more but i hoped u liked them!!!
you lied...i wanted ice cream!
you may have heard this one before, but its the only one that i can think of at the moment:
two guys walk into a bar...which is weird because you'd think that after the first guy ran into it, the second guy would duck!
Many very long jokes.
1.A teacher says, “Vincent, if there were 8 birds on a fence, and you shot one, how many would be left?” “None, because the sound of the gunshot would scare the rest away,” says Vincent. The teacher, Mrs. Kingston, says, “Well, the correct answer is seven, but I like your thinking.” Vincent grins and says, “Now, I have a riddle for you. There are 3 ladies on a park bench, each eating an ice cream cone. The first is slowly licking hers. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking out the bottom. The third is lactose-intolerant and just stares at it, realizing she just wasted $10 on an overpriced ice cream cone. Which one is married?” Mrs. Kingston stares out at the class for a moment, and replies, “I suppose it’s the one who’s gobbling down the top and sucking out the bottom.” Vincent grins even wider and says, “Well, the correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring’, but I like your thinking.
2. A few insults.
?You’re so huge that to get you through a door they have to use 3 gallons of grease and hold a Twinkie on the other side.
?I heard you’re kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
?You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
?Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your head?
?They say opposites attract. I guess that means you’ll meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
?Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
?Don't you need a license to be that annoying?
?Keep talking. Eventually you’ll say something intelligent.
?I thought of you all day last Sunday. I was at the zoo.
?You must be the arithmetic queen/king -- you add hate, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
3. Variation of the muffin joke:
There are 2 sausages sizzling in a pan. One says, "Gee, it's hot in here." The other one says nothing for the moment.
5 minutes later.
10 minutes later.
6 hours later.
4.282367509918 years later.
"MY GOD, A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Give me the icecream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or no joke for you
yesterday i told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me w/ his purse