Stories about Getting Kicked in the balls?!
Question: I was walking down the street and uh, this dog came up to me and jumped on me and clawed me right in the balls. I was wearing swim trunks beacuse i was walking back from a pool party and i got a cm long cut on my balls. i had to get stitches and the chick givin me my surgury was FINE! so ya, a hot doctors was playing with my balls. Anyother embarrasing stories?
Answers: I was walking down the street and uh, this dog came up to me and jumped on me and clawed me right in the balls. I was wearing swim trunks beacuse i was walking back from a pool party and i got a cm long cut on my balls. i had to get stitches and the chick givin me my surgury was FINE! so ya, a hot doctors was playing with my balls. Anyother embarrasing stories?
i was walking down the street and smacking this hot chick with a nice *** but when she turned around it was a guy and he kicked me in the sack
I thought only cryptanite could hurt Superman!!!
walking down the street going to a house behind get my footballs out of tree. I was with a broom running it along the path it game to a crack shot up and cut me in the certain area.
Use to play in goal in soccer dived to save a shot straight in the balls.
I was playing paintball with my wife and family. I went to turn the corner and this little kid had a auto- gun and shot in my crotch for like 4 seconds at 17bps... (thats Balls Per Second).. i hit the floor and had to go to the ER to have surgury on my balls covered in paint... i couldnt have sex for 2 months... :(
ouch.....like ewo! kidding..are you ok?
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In my art class this dude walking around with scissors and almost cut off the teachers balls(and penis).I'd thought he had ta get a dildo fer sure lol.