Finish the story! 10 points for best ending!?!
Question: Okay here's the story. Just make up an ending, and i'll see which one is best! OKay: There was a man and a woman and they were very happy. One day on the man's birth day the woman lets him hang out with his buddies and do whatever. (they are married.) The woman trusted her man soooooo much and the man loved her woman sooooooo much. Well they decided to go to the bar. It was awsome. they did kareoki had german chocolate cake, and were taking shots the whole night. Well, the man got drunk, obviously, and when he was drunk he saw this hot babe and one thing lead to the next. (if you get my drift) and the next thing he knew he woke up in bed next to this gorgeous woman. he looked at her closely and it was his wife's sister! The door suddenly giggles and in walks his wife...
Answers: Okay here's the story. Just make up an ending, and i'll see which one is best! OKay: There was a man and a woman and they were very happy. One day on the man's birth day the woman lets him hang out with his buddies and do whatever. (they are married.) The woman trusted her man soooooo much and the man loved her woman sooooooo much. Well they decided to go to the bar. It was awsome. they did kareoki had german chocolate cake, and were taking shots the whole night. Well, the man got drunk, obviously, and when he was drunk he saw this hot babe and one thing lead to the next. (if you get my drift) and the next thing he knew he woke up in bed next to this gorgeous woman. he looked at her closely and it was his wife's sister! The door suddenly giggles and in walks his wife...
and the wife says" Am I too late for a threesome".
...who said, 'Oh congrats on your operation George I MEAN Georgina!'
the end.
...he lay very still, wishing that she wouldn't see him...but then he noticed, she wasn't alone. He could hear a man's voice! it was none other than his own brother!
Shock horror!
Gasp!
Much knuckle biting all round.
and she says "thats the best you could do?? my sister! you should have seen the guy i got!"
in his dream, he is slapped to wake up in his own bed with his own wife, and he lived happily ever after, remaining faithfull and kind to his wife
's brother-in-law who shot him.
With her husband's brother.
She said: I just wanted to see how much i could trust you.
he gets up and said. im sooo sorry so can we stay married.
shae tells him yes and that she had a little fun that nite 2 and she had slept with HIS brother. lool
and she says, sorry i woke you, had to take the dog out, it's not feeling so good after eating all that peanut butter last night
who tells him that her brother's sex change operation "went well didn't it honey?"
naked."sarah?"she exclaims. the wife qickly grabs a towel and wrap herself in it."ted?what are you doing with sarah?'she says
"...uh...nothing?"
the wife sees that they are having sex and she gets real angry.
in the end,she ends up marrying the husbands brother.
sarah.....wifes sister
ted........husband
"What are you doing with my step-sister, mister? You have some explaining to do!" "Step-sister?, says the startled husband, "What are you talking about, I don't even know how I ended up, much less you having a step-sister?" At that moment, the step-sister's head emerges sheepishly out from under the covers, blushing. "He...he's your husband??, she asked with wide eyes and a gaping mouth.
"Ohhhh....my head", groaned the husband, "What happened? I remember that It was late. I got drunk with the guys...and everything went blank after that." "Yes", the wife said cool-ly, gritting her teeth and cutting him off, "You were sooo drunk that you probably don't remember me meeting up with you and your friends at the bar last night. I left early and went home and I see you met up with my step-sister sometime afterwards. And here you are, in bed together. That explains why you did not home last night". The husband said, rather unconvincingly, "B-But I'm not your husband. I..guess he never told you....he has a twin. I am your husband's twin brother. Your husband is passed out right now at Frank's (his best friend's) place at this moment. I can't believe he never told you about me." The wife, agitated by now, raises her voice to him, "Cut the crap! I don't believe you for a second. You ARE my husband. You cheated on me with my OWN step-sister. I knew you couldn't be trusted! But here's something YOU didn't know. The woman lying next to you is really my brother. Yes, that's right, my step-brother!" The look of shock overtook him."Huh?", he said, bewildered and confused with a double take. "What..how.. how can that be, "She is a WOMAN. I can clearly see that by looking at her" , he pleaded. The wife began to slowly shake her head in disappointment and responded with a mischievious smile creeping across her lips,"Ah, looks can be deceiving, my dear. Let's just say...that the operation from years ago... was a success." "Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. What could possibly be worse than knowing I'm in bed with your step-sister..er..i mean your step brother?", he asked. The wife, with an evil crooked smile, and a look of glee in her eyes began to laugh in the same manner when she walked through the door just moments earlier said, "Remember last night at the bar, you asked me to help you find your long lost biological brother, separated at birth? Well, I did. That's why I left the bar early last night. I searched online for several hours and researched several adoption agencies and you would not believe what I discovered. Boy, do I have a surprise for BOTH of you." By now, the husband and step-sister/step brother began to perspire profusely; looking back and forth at each other and at the wife,paniced. He looked at his wife and wondered, can this situation possibly get any worse? The wife continued, saying,"Look no further, my two-timing husband because the woman lying in bed next to you is not only my step-sister/step brother, but also your "biological brother." "What??!? My brother??!? Oh my goodness. This can't be true! Please tell me you are joking!", said the husband; begging her hysterically nearly to the brink of tears. "I wasn't finished speaking", she defiantly said to him. What next? he said to himself barely above a whisper and while he shook uncontrollably, she continued,"By the way... I'm leaving you for Frank".
he turns to his wifes sister, then at his wife, and then back to her sister.
"who are you?" he asks. his wifes face turns red with rage.
"you know her! shes my sister!"
"no, i was talking about you." the wifes sister puts her head in her hands and starts crying.
"he fell over drunkenly and had a concussion last night. im so sorry!"
She stared at him for quite a while before she took a gun from her purse. She said,"You did it with my own flesh and blood."She took the gun and shot it, it missed by millimeters. he ran to the kitchen and took some steak knives from the cabinet, and he threw them in her direction, but unfortunately she dodged and the knife hit her sister in her left thigh. He ran to his study room, and got out the emergency handgun for protection. His wife kept shooting at him, but suddenly she ran out of bullets, suddenly she was frightened because she knew her death was close. So she started apologizing and saying that they could work it through. The husband fell for it, and seeing that her husband was weak, she snatched the handgun from his clutches. The husband thought, was quick and pulled the carpet from under her feet. Losing her balance, she shot wildly, destroying pictures, and vases and killing the family cat. As she loses her balance he pounces on her trying to get the gun. Suddenly both drop ,both having knives in their head. As the wife is losing conscienceness she sees her sister staring her in the eye...
music plays,(pom-pom,chica-wow-wow!!) wife walks in, n says: Hey big daddy,save sum luvin 4 my oven!Wife hops n2 bed, n starts 2 massage B.D.(big daddy)with sista, and both start 2 kiss B.D. There fighting over who gets to suck it,(u know wut!) All of a sudden when B.D thinks that it can't get any better, both chics roll him on2 his belly. Tell him to close his eyes, and take a deep breath....Now B.D sings soprano. L.o.L
The door suddenly opens and in walks his wife giggling
and gaggling her gorgeous naked ar$e off, closely followed by her brother-in-law (Sister's husband) sporting a massive hard-on. The wife raises a toast.
"Here's to the guys that we love the best..
We'll love 'em in the east and we'll love 'em in the west
We'll love 'em in the north, we'll love 'em in the south
We'll pat 'em on the rear and we'll kiss 'em on the mouth
We'll f#ck 'em high, we'll f#ck 'em low,
We'll f#ck 'em fast and we'll f#ck 'em slow.
We'll f#ck 'em standin', we'll f#ck 'em lyin',
And if they could fly we'd f#ck 'em flyin.
And when they're dead and long forgotten....
We'll dig 'em up and f#ck 'em rotten!"
Both the wife and her brother-in-law the join the other couple and all hell breaks loose...!!!