Funniest blonde joke ever!!!?!
Question: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
Answers: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
Lol, best blonde joke EVER! But I also like the one about blonde inventions like screen door on sumbmarine and a book on how to read.
Haha
LMFAO I LOVE IT LOL!!
March, April, July, November!
LOL, nice one ;)
march is the funniest the rest ok
HAHAHA!
Very Funny Like the July,August and October Beast
funny and weird blonde
BTW that joke was ha ha funny, not ROTFL funny. Also, it was EXTREMELY corny.
dude those are some funny jokes! i just didn't get the January one...???
haha like march and october
star for you
lol
That was funny.
I like September the best!
:)):)))...it is very funny... i like september, november and december:))
Funny
*STAR 4 U
ya those were pretty good
you made those up? if you did, U da wee genius 8) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee haha!
ROFL
LOL OUT LOUD
Those are funny
Here's another one...
1 blonde riding in the front seat with you = passenger side air bag!!
hah lol ove it if u like crude humer about poo and body parts see my joke.
Its so lame and supid and only the humouriss mind will find it funny are you up for it!
That is so so funny!
thanx