JOKES HA HA for all my fans?!
Question: Gary Glitter comes home one day to find his gf packing her bags. He asks her "What are you doing?" to which she replies "I'm leaving because you are a paedophile." and Gary Glitter says "Oooo, that's a big word for a ten year old
Little boy crying in a Romford supermarket.
Man says to him "What's up son?"
The little boy replies "I cant find mummy"
The man says "What's mummy like?"
And the boy replies "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers"
The worst thing you can ask in Ann Summers?
"Do you do child sizes?
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One is famous for his moonwalk, the other rapes children.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't pray in Hebrew for ten minutes after you've put it in the oven.
How many jews died in the Holocaust....
What Holocaust?
Answers: Gary Glitter comes home one day to find his gf packing her bags. He asks her "What are you doing?" to which she replies "I'm leaving because you are a paedophile." and Gary Glitter says "Oooo, that's a big word for a ten year old
Little boy crying in a Romford supermarket.
Man says to him "What's up son?"
The little boy replies "I cant find mummy"
The man says "What's mummy like?"
And the boy replies "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers"
The worst thing you can ask in Ann Summers?
"Do you do child sizes?
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One is famous for his moonwalk, the other rapes children.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't pray in Hebrew for ten minutes after you've put it in the oven.
How many jews died in the Holocaust....
What Holocaust?
Brilliant!! Just pure brilliance there. The moonwalk one is excellent and the Holocaust one
Keep rolling these ones out Bonkey
HAHAHA I PEED MY PANTS
sorry dear
but they are crap!!!
ha the funniest one is...lol
Little boy crying in a Romford supermarket.
Man says to him "What's up son?"
The little boy replies "I cant find mummy"
The man says "What's mummy like?"
And the boy replies "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers"
Geazer A* on your jokes today funny as f*ck
Dont give up the day job!!! but jokes are good
i don't get some of it.
LOL 11/10
very worrying not at all funny
lmao ;O)))))))))
omg!
lmao!
that 1st one!
hahahaha!
ALL of them were the best ive heard on here really!
good ones ^^
Good stuff, proper funny
oh maan, I was like crying about your name... and then the sayings maan...I mean SHOCKING..REALLY SHOCKING I was cryin, tears ..very good maan...