Doctor Jokes....(Clean)?!
Question: Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
HAve A Great DAy...
Answers: Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you !
HAve A Great DAy...
LOL AT 'Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!'
CAN U IMAGINE A DOCTOR SAYING THAT!
BAHAHAHAHAHA...!!
This joke is okay but you could reword it a bit to make it a little funnier.
buahahahah...this is a nice one
Awesome job.
those were funny but corney at the same time
nice one
these jokes are ok if you are 2 years old!
nice
love them
classic
lol
amazing
crazie
wow
good
keep going
funnie
histarical
ha ha
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Funny.......!!!!
lol..funny :))