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Question: The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher.
He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
Answers: The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher.
He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed!"
another excellent joke thanks
funny =0p
Good joke, thanks for the laugh.
ROFLMAO...loved that one!
nice
I have heard it before but is very funny none the less
it was predictable!
That's a great joke ! I actually had a good laugh ! Star for yoU ! ^_~
omg *laughing my head off*
that is so FUNNY!!!!!
thank you so much for the laugh
i really needed it
=D
That wasnt that funny... but I'll laugh anyway!
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lol I've read all of your jokes and they are all really funny! keep posting! ?
thats so funny and so so true..disappointment is in that girls near future
to those who say it was predictable, I say that it was well told. Even though we all know what the trick of the joke was, I still enjoyed the punchline.
great joke, star for you!
lol funny one :) !!!
FUNNY, you get a star!
10 times...mine goes at least 15 times the regular size!
lol
Hahaha!
LOL its ok.. :)
good joke =))
That was funny.
always do your homework, lol.
id give u 1 million stars!!!!! : ) FUNNY JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO quite
well its a funny joke ;)
I really like this joke. Have heard of this before. NOt funny enough for a star. Sorry.
how is this funny?
so true on the last part!! lmmfao!!
again u make me lol
very funny :)
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hahahahahaha!
very funny!
it made me laugh SO much!!!!
i LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!