Begging for it!?!
Question: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a bl*wjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you crazy? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh, come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh, please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh, yes, you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't."
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
“Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl*wjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.”
But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...
Answers: One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a bl*wjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you crazy? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh, come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh, please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh, yes, you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't."
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
“Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl*wjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.”
But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...
Oh my god......................that was soooooooo funny !!!!
Still laughing.. Have another star. XX
lmfao
good one
Haha, I saw that on a mastercard commercial once. It's banned now..
LOL!
Too funny - good one!!!!
Hehe very good
Ewwwwww...........dirty!
But funni enough!
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he he he
So...
I guess that a pretty good mood buster .... good one
thats an advert.
although still funny
hahahaha!
i saw this on an ad/commercial!
lol
good one ^^
ahahah =0p
omg...that was funny! thanks I needed that. **starred it**
hahahahaha!
lol i love it!
THATS THE SORT OF THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME!!! LOL
....Master card commercial, please create your own joke.
ah they were caugh badly there....
nice one
xx =] xx
thats from a youtube commercial for mastercard that was banned
"cheap wine - $12"
"another glass of cheap wine - $12"
and at the end it does the "priceless" thing...
Funny
that was too funny
hahahahahahahaha!!
STAR!!
The funniest joke I have heard in a long time!
lol that was one of the best ive heard in ages thanx haaaaahahaha
lmao that is hillarious. That definitely earns you a star. Thanks for the laugh.
LMAO
hahahahahahahaha
lmao xx
lmao good one
Lol, absobluminlutely brilliant. Thanks.
Well done m8 best joke on here so far this week
LOL!