Now thats Broke!?!
Question: A little old lady answered a knock on the door on day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners"
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.""What part of broke do you not understand?"
Answers: A little old lady answered a knock on the door on day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners"
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.""What part of broke do you not understand?"
Wow, superb. Funniest joke of 2day. ha..ha..ha...
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accept this star.
that's really funny
That's hilarious! ***
haha good one..
you made my day..lol i needed the laugh!
thanks, & wish you the best!
That's hilarious. Have a star.
lol i laughed that was hilarious
hahaha thats good...........x
LMAO!! omg i didn't see it coming.
thanx for the laugh :]
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That bloke is in deep $h!t!!!
hahaha thats great hes gonna feel full for a while!!!
awsome!!! u rok!
funny. i have heard it b4 but instead of horse manure it was
s!^t
a star 4 u................................
That's really hilarious...star for you!
LIL............hilarious!!
haha very funny