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Question: Adult joke… kid even IF you read it I don’t know if you will get it anyway!!! ? enjoy……
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story, "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.
Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks.
I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had s*x with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a bl*w job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
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Answers: Adult joke… kid even IF you read it I don’t know if you will get it anyway!!! ? enjoy……
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story, "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.
Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks.
I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had s*x with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a bl*w job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
STAR** if you like
Thanks a bunch!! Have a wonderful day…
OMG lolol ( Ewwwww ) lolololol
believe me, although i'm 16 i got it, lol, STAR! OK HALF-a-star
HAHAHAHAAH!!!
HEHE *** thanks for sharing :)
I get it, and im just a kid, but heh. didnt finish it cause i didnt have the attnetion span to, but what i read, was a wee bit weird LOL
Oh My Gosh! nice
i'm a kid and i get it, that's really funny!
hahaaaaaaaaaha!!!!! that is just OMG. best one today hands down!!!!!
star
Good One for sure....LOL
lmfao!!
star!
LOL!!! I GET IT I DIDNT GET IT LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO THOUGH LOL!!!!!!!!!
ewww that was great!!!!!!! heheheheh lol
OMFG!! ill give you like three stars!! that was funny
Funny! 100!