Beware of the panda - funny or not?!
Question: A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”
The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”. It reads:
“Panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.”
Answers: A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”
The panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out of the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”. It reads:
“Panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.”
ha ha ha, must remember never to eat when a bear is in the house
uhmm it made me smilee :] but jokes like that arent really funnny anymore. sarcasm is whats funny nowadays. :[ sorryyy
Very funny! I laughed so hard that my boyfriend asked what. He laughed so hard that he peed!
it's been done. made me laugh the first time though
LOL I thought it was hilarious!
Here's a few more good ones:
Two blonds (or other color of your choice) are in the car on their way to Disney World. They've been driving for hours. Once their almost there, they see a sign that says "Disney World Left". The blond that was driving says "What a waste of a trip!" and turns around to go home.
Okay...this one is offensive kinda. I support gay rights and all, but it did make me snicker.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a couple shots of straight tequila. The bartender says "Wow, you must've had a rough day" The guy said "Yeah, my oldest son just came out of the closet". He downs the tequila. The next day he comes in and says "Give me the same as yesterday, my youngest son came out too". The bartender slides three shot glasses down the bar. The next day, the guy come in. The bartender asks "The usual?" The guy nods. The bartender, trying to lighten the mood, asks "Jeeze, doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The guy just scoffs and says, "Yeah, my wife!"
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hahahaha
LOL
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Hehehehe heard a similar joke about a panda and a prostitute. You work it out.
not your best but still good..
good one thanks
He's sure got it down in black & white ......!
Good , thanks .