Job Interview - funny or not?!
Question: While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:
'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'
Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.
'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'
'Why's that?' asked Pat.
'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had
'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.
Answers: While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:
'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'
Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.
'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'
'Why's that?' asked Pat.
'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had
'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.
a cracker lol
lol, that is so funny!
I LOVE IT!
have a star.
lmfao
good one
nice
Okay, so which one of the brothers was mick? What kind of a job was it, What was the personnel manager's name? Did the other unnamed brother kill himself. Just kidding. It was ok.
rofl tat was hilarious
i got a good 1
there were these two blondes who share an apartment and decided to get two rats as pets .. one for each of them.
They bought the two rats and put them into a cage but there was a problem
The blonde says " how can we tell them apart .. wait i got an idea ill cut one of his legs off"
At night the rat with 4 legs decides to eat his leg off.
(Now the both have 3 legs each.)
Then the blonde cuts all 3 legs off and says mine has no legs yours has 3.
at night the rat eats all his legs off.
The blond says OMG how can we tell them apart
The other blonde says i got an idea you take the black one ill take the white 1
Hahahaha I like it.
Funny! 100!
ha ha ha that what you get for cheating, lol
hahaha fab joke.