This guy has a crush on a girl at his work.?!
Question: He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it.
After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way he won't have to see her and he won't get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.
He figures what he'll do is tie "IT" to his leg so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and she'll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy.
He kicks her in the face.
Answers: He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it.
After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way he won't have to see her and he won't get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.
He figures what he'll do is tie "IT" to his leg so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and she'll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy.
He kicks her in the face.
had to read it twice to get it but it is very funny
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PMSL!!! thats gddd
LMFAO !!
lol, i get it.
LMAO
Holy **** that is the funny thing i have ver heard. LOL good job mate!
LMAO
goooooood one...
lol..
NICE
Very funny but wishful thinking......been there, done that, finished with soaking trousers!!!!
Funny! 100!
wow that's really weird how you put it, kick her in the face but over all very funny!!
Good Job!