Better Fart JOKE........?????!
Question: I've got a lot of GAS and I'M NOT AFRAID to USE IT!
Answers: I've got a lot of GAS and I'M NOT AFRAID to USE IT!
An old couple were in church one day, when the woman leans over to her husband and whispers "i just passed a silent fart" and the man replies "Time to get you a new hearing aid"
ok ............
ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL ewwwww
Use it more often then..
ok, it works every time.
sit next to someone, fart loud and blame it on them.
An elderly couple were attending a Easter Sunday Service, about half way through the lady leans over and says "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" The man replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"
uhh. wow