Famous Last Words jokes?!


Question: Who ever gives the funniest "famous last word" gets best answer. I'll will start out by giving a few of my favorites.

"Its not spoiled, I'll just scrape off the mold."

"What duck?"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Are you saying this snake is a cobra?"

"Don't worry, some bears are friendly."

"If Steve Irwin can do it, so can I!"

"Rat poisen only kills rats."

"That water looks deep enough."


Answers: Who ever gives the funniest "famous last word" gets best answer. I'll will start out by giving a few of my favorites.

"Its not spoiled, I'll just scrape off the mold."

"What duck?"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Are you saying this snake is a cobra?"

"Don't worry, some bears are friendly."

"If Steve Irwin can do it, so can I!"

"Rat poisen only kills rats."

"That water looks deep enough."

"Watch this!"

"Wanna bet?"

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"What does this button do?"

"I wonder where the mama bear is?"

"These are the good kind of mushrooms"

"Yes, it's edible"

"This doesn't taste right"

"I can make this light!"

"Look Ma! No hands!"

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now."

"Let's split up, we'll cover more ground."

"Oops"

"Don't worry, it's not contagious."

"Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?"

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

"Of course it's safe"

"Safety harness?"

"Watch, I'll prove it!"

"Now will you take me to the doctor?"

"It's just a flesh wound."

and my favorite: "I'm not dead yet"

A couple of dumb hunters saw a yellow road sign that said: 'BEAR LEFT', so they went home!

This gun ain't loaded.

My wife is ugly.

Dear, you look a little fat.

"Cannot hurt to try"

"That's easy, I can do it."

here are some of my favs

'I'll get a world record for this.'
'So, you're a cannibal.'
'Are you sure the power is off?'
'Which wire was I supposed to cut?'
'I've seen this done on TV.'
'I'll hold it and you light the fuse.'
'That birthmark on your head looks like 999.'
'Now watch this.'
''Are you sure the handbrakes on?'
'Don't worry, it's not loaded'

hey nick can i plzzzzzz get best answer

"Nice doggy."

"Hold my beer; I'm going to try something."

"wasnt that dude that just ran past the bomb squad?"

my fave is

"Your sister is tighter!"

"Wha..?"



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