Now are these to close to the mark bu funny?!
Question: Two newlyweds turn up at a hotel and ask for the Honeymoon Suite..
Receptionist asks "Do you have any reservations"
Bride says "Yeah I'm not sure about taking it up the a**e"......
Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine,
created a p***y to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and ****** it and called it a c***.
Answers: Two newlyweds turn up at a hotel and ask for the Honeymoon Suite..
Receptionist asks "Do you have any reservations"
Bride says "Yeah I'm not sure about taking it up the a**e"......
Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine,
created a p***y to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and ****** it and called it a c***.
Hilarious!! you mind if i borrow it??????
LOL
wernt actually that funny to be fair!!..
ur humor is sh*t!!!..
oh these wont last long...but thanks for making me chuckle today.
and sunshine...take a ******** chill pill you nonce.
Funny.
*star*
pretty good
lol =P
it was okay, not really funny though
Pretty Good
i like the 7 wise men one.......
Both those are great , thanks for the nice one ...lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh