What is the best and funniest pick up lines?!
Question: My favorite (and yes I guess it is a little tacky!) is "That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I was on you I'd be coming too" LOL
Answers: My favorite (and yes I guess it is a little tacky!) is "That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again if I was on you I'd be coming too" LOL
This is more of a situation than a pick up line:
M: Wanna dance?
F: Yeah but not with you!
M: Oh please lower your standards... I just did.
Here's another one:
M: Hey beautiful what's your sign?
F: Stop.
Alright they're not pick up lines but they're just cool :)
Jeremy
the more i get drunk the more you become pretty
You look like milk because you do a body good.
I've got foreign body parts; Russian hands and Roman fingers.
You look like a parking ticket, cuz I'm reading fine all over
I'll be your Burger King, if you be my Dairy Queen; I'll treat you right, if you do it my way.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world..
ok, that's enough corn for now lol
two more beers if am still standing am all yours ??
He Says....... "Have you tripped over any fallen trees lately?" > She Replies...... " No." >>> He Says.... "How about a Root?"
your name must be micky because ur so fine
If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
My favorites are:
Do you clean your pants with Windex? (or, Is there a mirror in your pocket?)
Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
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That dress is beautiful...it will look great in a pile next to my bed in the morning.
GUY:I LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS??
GURL: IT'S IN THE DIRECTORY.
GUY:BUT I DONT KNOW YOUR NAME.
GURL: THAT'S ALSO IN THE DIRECTORY.
HEHEHEHE.
M: Haven't I seen your picture somewhere?
W (looks stangely at him)
M: Oh yeah... it was in the dictionary right next to the word KA-BAMM!
Haha...
>> I forgot my libary card, can i check you out?
>> If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
>>your dad must have been a baker, cos got a nice set of buns!
>>Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven?
>> Am I cute yet, Or do you need another drink
>> When God made you, he was showing off!
>>If Beauty were time, YOU would be an eternity
>> Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?
>> I lost my teddy bear , can i slep with you instead?
>>I lost my phone number, Please can I have yours?
>>Are you a parking ticket,'coz you got "fine" written all over you!!
>> Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
>> Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk past you again?
>> youv'e been very naughty, go to my room!!!!
>> If I folowed you home, would you keep me?
>>Do you have a map, becaus I keep getting lost in your eyes!
>>Excuse me I'm new in town, could I have the directions to your house?
>> I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy
>>Do you know what would look really good on you, me!
>> I'm new to this town and don't know anywhere or anybody, so could you please give me a detailed tour of your body?
>> Your dress is gonna look so good in a crumpled heap at the bottom of my bed tommorow morning!
>>Do me if I'm wrong, You wanna sleep with me?
>> I'm not feeling myself today, may i feel you instead?
>> That's a lovely shirt you're wearing, may I take it?
>> Do we know eachother? I Can't remember, let's talk about it other breakfast tomorow!
>>Something tell's me your sweet can I have a taste?
>>I have just moved you to the top of my "To Do" list!
>> Somethings wrong with my phone, Your numbers not on it!
>>Did the sun come out, or was it just you smiling?
>>Was that gunfire? Oh no, it was just my heart pounding...
>>Get your coat, you've just pulled
>> Do you have a plaster, becaus I scrapedmy knee, falling for you?
>>Hi, your eyes are as blue as the atlantic ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea....
>>Your like a dictionary~~You add meaning to my life