Want to hear some funny stuff?!
Question: A Blonde, a tagger, and a Chinese jump off a roof of a building. Who lands first?
Answer #1: The Chinese, because the tagger stopped to graffiti on the walls, and the Blonde went to ask for directions.
Answer #2: Who cares?
9 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a "spider person."
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!"
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men."
9) Insist on making inanimate objects "dance"
Answers: A Blonde, a tagger, and a Chinese jump off a roof of a building. Who lands first?
Answer #1: The Chinese, because the tagger stopped to graffiti on the walls, and the Blonde went to ask for directions.
Answer #2: Who cares?
9 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a "spider person."
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!"
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men."
9) Insist on making inanimate objects "dance"
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Your really...um...weird-in a good way
Funny stuff.....there gud!
lol!
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Lol, My favorite was the Beeping when a large person backs up, I pictured it in my mind, so funny!
Number 7 crosses the line from annoying to mean. lol
That's funny!!!
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LOL!!! I love the one where it says in a crowded elevator say I hope I fixed it this time. lol..That was too funny.. & the one where it says to beep when a big person backs up..lol...too funny...I am laughing my as* off...thanks!
Awesome stuff dude! You are so in my contacts!
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