Joke..Husband!?!
Question: A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head
with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it
that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of
the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head
with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"
Answers: A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head
with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it
that I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of
the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head
with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"
your awesome! thx for the laugh...
that is great! where do you get these jokes?
Simply lovely! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you Sweetie!!!
LOL!
3 wifes were talking, one was wife of an accountant, another was of construction worker's and another was of marketer.
They talk about sex so the accountants wife says" When we do it, its so good, to the point, precise with no mistakes and ends at proper exact time"
The construction workers says that " when we do it, its rough, and noises are there and lotta movement around"
The marketer's wife says " We never do it, he always says what would it be like and the benefits of it when we would do it and how it will benefit both of us, but we never really do it"
BUSTED haha funny
that was cool i liked the symbolism and how the wife used the horse to symbolize how the man was cheating
excellent joke thanks
this is a funny one! haha thanks for making me laugh!
lol nice joke ... not good enough 4 a star though srry..