Funny!! 10points going for nothing really?!
Question: a duck walks in to a bard and say to the barman 'got any grapes'
the barman replies 'no, we're a pub we dont sell anything good for you now go away' so the duck goes away
the next day the duck re-enters the pub and asks the barman
'got any grapes?' the barman got irritated nd gave the same reply as the day before
duck leaves
next day duck returns and before he could say anything the bar man turns to him and scream if you ask for grapes one more time i will nail your beak to the bar.
the duck tilts his head and thinks
'got any nails?' he asks
the barman looks questioningly at the duck
'no' he replies
'good' says the duck
' got any grapes'?
Answers: a duck walks in to a bard and say to the barman 'got any grapes'
the barman replies 'no, we're a pub we dont sell anything good for you now go away' so the duck goes away
the next day the duck re-enters the pub and asks the barman
'got any grapes?' the barman got irritated nd gave the same reply as the day before
duck leaves
next day duck returns and before he could say anything the bar man turns to him and scream if you ask for grapes one more time i will nail your beak to the bar.
the duck tilts his head and thinks
'got any nails?' he asks
the barman looks questioningly at the duck
'no' he replies
'good' says the duck
' got any grapes'?
LOL!!!! So HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this joke!! Star for UUUU!! Keeep them comin!!!!!
very good
Haha!
still good....
LOL
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Heard this one before but I love it, it still makes me laugh!Thanks for cheering up a low day!
funny!!!heheh!!! =D
funny with 2 !! maybe not, but still cool:)
nothing really
a ha! they said they don't SELL anything, but I'll bet he has a bunch of grapes in his lunch and a bag of nails because he's fixing a busted women's bathroom door... ooooh Dark Wing Duck is gonna get it now
funny
lol ur jkes i like dat one keep dem commin
that duck is cooler than a lot of people i know...
Very funny, whats a bard?
hahahahahhahahahahah funieeeee. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
funny.