Hilarious joke!!!!? {not true though}?!


Question: theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
22 hours ago

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted..


Answers: theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}
she told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. I thought,
" Whew! I got away with that one!"
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
22 hours ago
Additional Details
22 hours ago

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then it cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times then farted..

brilliant joke thanks

LOL!

HAhahahahaha!
That was sooooo funny I actually farted

Made me laugh!

BAHahahaha. did you make that up?

"theres a woman who went for a girls {night out}" Why is 'night out' in parenthesis? Wouldn't it make more sense to just remove them when typing this?



And I have heard this one before, however, the version I heard was with a man going out and trying to trick his wife.

I'll give it a 2.5/5

Have a star dude! That was seriously funny.



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