FUNNIEST BLONDE JOKE EVER {promise}better than the 1 i posted b4 this?!
Question: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
Answers: A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
Haha ~hope ya like~
excellent joke thanks
it's not the best but it's still good.
LMAO
This one reminds me of a commercial that I once saw about ppl getting stuck on escalators
Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
Nice!
hehe reli funni but not all blondes are dumb..x
Hahahahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahahahhaha...
So funny I spit all over the screen!
yeahhh nice
hehehhe,...yes,..indeed,..its better...thx for the smile.....a little more hard work and the next will be thx for the laugh.....:)
I nearly choked laughing, this is really funny!
here's advice from your neighborhood friendly Immortal ninja!
HAHAHAHA!!! those made me laugh!!!
Keep em coming!