What's so funny??!
Question: A man and his wife are laying in bed after putting their kids to sleep.
All of a sudden, a man in a ski mask breaks down the door holding their teenage daughter. He throws the daughter onto the bed with her parents and orders the husband to stand up.
He draws a circle on the carpet with a marker, and tells the man that if he moves, he will kill the two women. The masked man climbs onto the bed and begins undressing the man's wife. He is surprised to hear the husband giggling, so he turns around and tells the man to shut up or they die.
He proceeds to have his way with the wife, turns around, and tells the husband his daughter is next. The wife is still laying there sobbing as the man begins to strip the young girl. Again, he is startled to hear laughter from the husband so he tells him to shut up again. This time, as he's finishing up, he hears the husband start cracking up laughing. He turns around and finally shouts "What is SO FUNNY?" To which the husband replies:
Answers: A man and his wife are laying in bed after putting their kids to sleep.
All of a sudden, a man in a ski mask breaks down the door holding their teenage daughter. He throws the daughter onto the bed with her parents and orders the husband to stand up.
He draws a circle on the carpet with a marker, and tells the man that if he moves, he will kill the two women. The masked man climbs onto the bed and begins undressing the man's wife. He is surprised to hear the husband giggling, so he turns around and tells the man to shut up or they die.
He proceeds to have his way with the wife, turns around, and tells the husband his daughter is next. The wife is still laying there sobbing as the man begins to strip the young girl. Again, he is startled to hear laughter from the husband so he tells him to shut up again. This time, as he's finishing up, he hears the husband start cracking up laughing. He turns around and finally shouts "What is SO FUNNY?" To which the husband replies:
HAHAHA..THAT'S NOT FUNNY BUT WHY IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH IS BECAUSE ALL I CAN PICTURE IS HOMER SIMPSON. LOL.
Lol what an idiot. He must have been blonde.
hahhaha thats funny
lol, funny. one of those *smiling* jokes, not one of the *LMBO* joke
hahaha
and then he killed him? good one, lol!
bit odd but really cute! i liked it
Lol, what an a$$hole
hahahaha...lol
whats so funny
lol
That type of joke is horrible. I'm surprised you are married with that sick sense of humor. You don't make fun of rape like that. Murder jokes maybe depending on how its written and how it ends, but never NEVER Rape.
HORRIBLE if thats the kind of jokes u like i guarantee u will never have a girl friend