Aren't old ladies smart?!


Question: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.


"Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."


The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?"


Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."


"I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."


"You can't go there", says St. Peter; "You'll be raped and sodomized."


"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."


Thanks for the star if you chuckled!


Answers: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.


"Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."


The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?"


Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."


"I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."


"You can't go there", says St. Peter; "You'll be raped and sodomized."


"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."


Thanks for the star if you chuckled!

ha ha you have a star

BTW i just repeated this joke to a friend and
she went all serious looking and said "oh my god i thought your wings just grew when you died!!!!!!!" lets just say shes a bit dim ha ha

haha

lmao!!!
nice!!
:-)

Very funny....one of the few jokes that you don't see the end coming.

Your Welcome. Yes i did.

roflmao

lol

your fning funny

Nice one lol.

hahaha

thats a good one

lol, yeah, she's smart alright



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