Please?????!
Question: can anyone think of a joke or something that might cheer me up??? i've just lost my promotion and could really do with a laugh...
Answers: can anyone think of a joke or something that might cheer me up??? i've just lost my promotion and could really do with a laugh...
This is my free site and something here will get a laugh (sorry about your demise)
http://pic4.piczo.com/AREA102/
Why did the girl lose her promotion?
Because she spent too much time on Yahoo answers instead of doing her job.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
would do but have my own problems at the moment. My computer says press any key to continue but I have locked mine in my car , I would break the drivers side window and get them but its bad enough as it is what with having no windscreen!
Awww:( i soo sorry add me titchw@yahoo.co.uk ok
Why did the banana go to the doctors
it wasn't peeling very well
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked 'How does that feel?'
He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
or
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
A bit of tarmac goes into a bar “give me a pint” he says “I’m hard”
“Ok” says the barman. Just then a red bit of tarmac comes in “give me a pint I’m harder than him, I have busses roll over me”
“Ok” says the barman. Just as he puts the pint down a green bit of tarmac comes in and the black and red bits of tarmac jump over the bar and hide
“What you doing that for?” the barman asks
“You don't mess with him” the tarmacs reply “he's a cycle path”
two blonds walk into a building
you would have thought 'one would have missed it.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i am so sorry
here watch these:trust me ur gonna be sorry if u miss these!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9GOvR3Y...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tRHir8hJ...
the second one contains a bad word
Two Oranges Walk Into A Bar And 1 oF tHE oRANGES Say ..Your Round
Soz If You Dont Get It
It Sounds Better In Real Life
Arise Awake Become restless, the world is yours.
Do the swot analysis, expecting good news next time.