REALLY funny joke!!?!


Question: A man pulls up to the driveway of his house only to find that there are a couple of broken windows.
He immediately realizes that he's being burglarized and calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, there are burglars in my house!"
Dispatcher: "Ok, we'll send the next available officer, he's about 20 minutes away"
man: "20 MINUTES??!!!! THEY'LL BE GONE BY THEN!!!!"
Dispatcher: "Sorry, but we don't have any officers available right now, that's the best I can do"
man: ".... <click>" and hangs up the phone.
a couple of seconds later the man again calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, a minute ago I reported a burglary, I just wanted to say don't worry about it, I found my gun and shot the bastards dead, but trash pickup isn't until Tuesday, what can I do with the bodies till then?"
about a minute later, about 5 squad cars, two ambulances and a fire truck swarm the house.
20 hours ago - 1 week left to answer.
Additional Details
20 hours ago

The police catch the burglars in the act and promptly arrest them, the officer in charge then asks the man, "I thought you said you shot them dead."
man: "I thought you said no one was available."


Answers: A man pulls up to the driveway of his house only to find that there are a couple of broken windows.
He immediately realizes that he's being burglarized and calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, there are burglars in my house!"
Dispatcher: "Ok, we'll send the next available officer, he's about 20 minutes away"
man: "20 MINUTES??!!!! THEY'LL BE GONE BY THEN!!!!"
Dispatcher: "Sorry, but we don't have any officers available right now, that's the best I can do"
man: ".... <click>" and hangs up the phone.
a couple of seconds later the man again calls 911.
Dispatcher: "911 what is the emergency?"
man: "yeah, a minute ago I reported a burglary, I just wanted to say don't worry about it, I found my gun and shot the bastards dead, but trash pickup isn't until Tuesday, what can I do with the bodies till then?"
about a minute later, about 5 squad cars, two ambulances and a fire truck swarm the house.
20 hours ago - 1 week left to answer.
Additional Details
20 hours ago

The police catch the burglars in the act and promptly arrest them, the officer in charge then asks the man, "I thought you said you shot them dead."
man: "I thought you said no one was available."

LOL! Yeah 911, don't lie! LOL! LUV YOUR JOKES XXX

i have heard something like this but it is hilarious. Thx for bringing my memory back

That is so funny! :)

not the way you told it...need to work on your delivery...

Its ok you swear :D funny joke!

lol niceeeeeeeee

haha!!...thnx for shring it...
swearing is ok......just makes the joke better!

That's really funny! I'm gonna tell my friends!



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