Any of ya has good jokes?!
Question: i really need a laugh cos was a really boring week
Answers: i really need a laugh cos was a really boring week
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Just a reminder that tomorow is "Hug a retard" day, so dont freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you.
comedycentral.com has a jokes section.
TEACHER-How do we keep milk from turning sour??
STUDENT - leave it in the cow.
BOY - when i talk to u my head stops aching automatically.
GIRL - but mine starts aching.
WIFE - I have prepared the halwa with great difficulty HUSBAND - Darling,i have eaten it too with great difficulty
Why don't cannibals eat clowns ?
Because they taste funny
knock knock
who's there
i eat mop
I eat mop who
(sounds like "I eat my poo")
haha it's pretty dumb but it gets everyone
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A grandfather took his grandson on a fishing trip one day, and the grandpa was drinking a beer, the kid said "grandpa, can I have some beer?" The Granpa replied "Can you stick your Ddiicckk in your Aass?" The Kid say "No", and the granpa goes, "Then your not old enough to drink beer" So sometime later, the grandpa lights a ciggerete, and the kidd goes "Granpa Can I have a ciggerette?" He replies once again "Can yu stick your ddiicckk in your aass?" The kid replies "No" And granpa says "THen your not old enough" So time passed and the kid to out a bag of cookies, and the Granpa goes "Those are some nice cookies, can I have some?" The Kid smarts off and say "can you stick your ddiicckk in your aass?" THe grandpa say "Yes, I can, I'm old enough" so the kid says "then go fuccck yourself, because these are MY cookies"
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Ok, I ask a simlar Qustion.
Sorry for the spelling)))
A pirate with a steering wheel down the front of his pants goes into a bar. The bartender says "Whoa! Is that a steering wheel down the front of your pants?? The pirate says "Arrrrrrrrr, yes and it's driving me NUTS! That's the only joke I know.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."